tickle that thick, funny bone.

It's Friday, alas :)

Next week is sorta a trying week for me, and the week after that. Heaps to be done and to think about and time just seem to keep on ticking. Before I know it, it's already Friday.

Well since it's the weekend, I guess we ought to let all the stress to evaporate. And what better way to do it than to laugh =))

So here's a story that I've heard over and over. But it differs from one source to another. Some changed the name, location and so forth. Whatever it is, it still is funny, in a perverted kind of way ;)

There was a Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed somehow to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store....... ... so what did she do?
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well, ahem, she asked her husband to request for the sausage in English, of course.
what were you thinking? ;)

Have a great weekend!