pil khayal

I just got back from BP Mall. There's school tomorrow, to replace the one that would be off in conjunction with the Chinese New Year celebration so that we could have a total one week hols *whee~* As I was saying, there is school tomorrow and I decided to hang around a bit at a mall with a colleague, so as to help me feels that the time flies fast because I can't wait to go back to Melaka tomorrow, to meet my husband who would be going back tonight.

I went inside a shop that sells hijab and this conversation took place.

dD : dik, tudung pearl haya ade tak?

adik 1 : *blur*

adik 2 : hmm tak ade la kak..

adik 1 : *masih blur*

adik 2 : rasenye kat satu BP Mall nih tak ade kak..

dD : oh ye ek..tak ape la..

adik 1 : *jeling adik 2 sambil mumbling*

adik 2 : *to adik 1*PEARL HAYA lah!

adik 1 : aku ingatkan PIL KHAYAL..

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jadahnye? T_T

there goes a piece of New Zealand that I bought !

Hari ni super panas, sehingga terpaksa beli air jambu muar on the way ke rumah from tempat kursus in Ayer Hitam. Air jambu special yang harganya 1.50. Cheaper jika nak dibandingkan kat Alor Gajah, it costs 2.00 over there. But I still love Alor Gajah more than anywhere else in this world.

Sampai rumah tengok baju menimbun dalam laundry basket.
Ah. pegilah rendam.

30 minutes later, mula sesi membasuh baju dengan perasaan yang malas dalam gerak gaya seorang yang letih.

Scrub scrub scrub.
Celup celup celup.
Squeeeeeze.
Scrub scrub scrub lagik (buat cukup syarat)
Celup celup celup.
Squeeeeeeze.
Transfer the clothes to another pail.
Tuang air dalam lubang tandas.

Zuusssssss..

Shoot!
Tak sempat nak tahan dah,
the pail is red, and so is my panties.
Terus masuk dengan smooth dalam lubang tandas.

Terus tepon mama.

"Mamaaaaa spender along masuk dalam lubang jamban. Huuuu."

There goes a piece of NZ that I bought.
Panties cantik, murah dan berkualiti.
Akhirnya ke dalam lubang tandas ko pergi.
Ade ke sesape lagik yang pernah jadik cemni?
Hmm tobat lepas nih tak buang air dalam baldi ke dalam lubang tandas lagi.
Sila hati hati. (wahhh gila lah rhyme~!)

Bye bye alas kaki depan bilik.

Minggu nih walopun officially cuti sekolah masih belum habis, tp kebanyakan sekolah kat M'sia dah start bermeeting utk next year. Termasuklah sekolah aku. Hati menyumpah2 (saye bukan lah baik sgt pasrah aje pegi meeting lepas cuti syiok heheh) tapi skit aje sbb jauh di sudut hati hey it's not that bad. I got to take my mom, my bro and our house cat to Batu Pahat so that explains the quite unusual chipper mood than usual :-p

Hi, name saya Cici. To all female cats out there, call me *kenyit mata*

The decision to take our house cat along was because we did not have the heart to leave him all alone (although he could take good care of himself because he's street smart cehwah) as that would make him an easy prey for the other bigger cats to bully him. It's mating season now and there's bound to be more cat fights (yg real, bukan cat fight pempuan2 gadoh punya ha btw kenape panggil cat fight??). Walopun kucing kami nih suka perasan macho tetapi beliau adalah kucing yg agak lembik dan hanye tunjuk2 kuat apabila tuan dia ada dekat2 dgn dia. Contoh : mak aku dgr sore kucing bergaduh kat lua, dgn tangkas dia bgn nak menyelamatkan kucing kami (name dia Cici) dan as soon as Cici nampak mama ade kat dgn dia, trus die kuarkan sore mengajak bergaduh dgn begitu kuat sekali. Dan kucing lagik sekor tuh pun bingkas menyelamatkan diri takut kene baling selipar dengan mak aku.

2 jam dalam kete kejap2 die ngeow, kejap2 die tdo.

Bila dah smpai, muke sgt nampak seperti baru smpai di suatu tempat yg begitu alien. Cici yang selalunya sombong bila di rumah (jgn harapla nk balas panggilan kalo dia dah syok berada kat lua umah) tetibe menjadik sangat manja! Hoh mesti sebab die rase mcm berada di tempat yang baru..tadek sesape yg die kenal kecuali tuan die aje, diri terase terumbang ambing, maka pandailah pulak die nk survive dgn berextra manja. Cici rupanya bakat dlm bidang lakonan. Mungkin lepas nih boleh berlakon iklan Whiskas.

Hari pertama dia membuang najis dgn kuantiti yg sedikit kat luar rumah (kami kepong sbb takut dia lari ke mane2 hahaha). Dlm hati berharap dia akan pandai membuang kat dlm toilet dgn sndirinya just like our previous cat.

Hari kedua we went out jalan2 and left Cici at home. He was sleeping, dalam bakul baju yg aku dah lipat. Hati tak smpai nak marah budak kucing nih sbb kami tau dia tengah depress berada kat tempat yg unfamiliar. Maka jadikla bakul baju tuh tempat tido unofficial dia. Time jalan2 hati tak senang terkenang kan si kucing yang dah kene tinggal. Ape la jadik dgn budak tuh agaknye.

Kami balik lewat malam (8-ish) and we found Cici fast asleep in the basket. Semua berkata "ala baiknya Ciciiiiii".

9-ish and we lepak-ed kat hall umah sewa aku. Adik aku smelt something vulgar.

"Cici berak ke. Masam ah"

"Ye ke. Mane weh"

Masing2 carik potential spot. Mungkin kah di bilik lagik satu? Bilik tuh mmg x digunakan kecuali sebagai tempat letak kotak kosong.

Kami buat spot check dgn mata. Clean.

My eyes saw something rather fishy.

"Eh sape alihkan alas kaki depan bilik nih."

Mama geleng. Adik aku pun geleng.

Alas kaki terlipat kat dalam bilik tuh, betul2 sebelah pintu. Mama on lampu bilik. Clean. Mama dgn cekal tried to unfold the rug. Hati kami berdebar2. Bismillah...

Maka tau lah kami di mana Cici telah berqadha' hajat.

Tapi tadek sape pun marah Cici. Masing2 kesian kat dia sambil gelak2 walopun time bersihkan najis menyumpah2 gak dlm hati. Bayangkan, dah la sorang2 kene tinggal kat umah, nak gi berak kat luar tak buleh, nak berak dlm toilet tak reti, perut dah tak tahan make terburan la kat situ. Pas tuh amek alas kaki depan bilik sorokkan taik tuh dgn harapan tadek sape nampak ape dah berlaku. HAH HAH HAH.

Ko nih kuang ajo ke terlebih ajo eh Cici :-D

BTW nasib si alas kaki warna merah depan bilik tuh dah ditamatkan servisnya. Skg kat tempat pelupusan sampah dah. Kene beli alas kaki baru nih. Tapi tau tak, alas kaki mahal tau! Bukannye singgit dua. Ceht.

A day in a life of a feline

Wednesday, 23rd December 2009.

Well, where shall I begin.

I did not come home for the entire day and a half yesterday. It's mating season so I was busy searching for potential candidates. Found one, but she seemed uninterested. Or she could probably just playing it cool and wanted me to try harder. Huh, girls.

Mama was upset for my absence. But it's not fair to put all the blame on me. I DID came home yesterday, for a friction of time but there was nobody home. They must have went shopping and as usual, would go back only later in the evening. When the mall has closed. Huh, human. So off I went to chase girls.

I almost hit it off with this girl but I heard mama called out loud "Cici, cici baby mama meh balik mehhh". Shucks. How embarrassing! Mission failed :-(

I decided to be on a hunger strike as a protest for Mama to call me baby earlier.

And that strike lasted for a couple of hours. Could not bear the hunger and I could smell boiled fish from afar. To my disappointment, I was served with only a plate of friskies. Hmph.

Along a.k.a the wicked sis woke up and pinched my cheek. I don't even have any to begin with.

Syafiq a.k.a the moody bro knocked me on my head for wanting to attack his feet. I swear to God, I thought I'm over the feet attacking stage but apparently I have not. Blanket covered toes that wiggle just look sooooo inviting.

Decided to laze around outside at the balcony. I'm still on my mating mode and was waiting patiently for this girl. God I'm so patient these days I ought to reward myself with more food.

Could hear Along eating keropok ikan and that is one of my weakness. Went inside and did the pity face. She gave me some. Heh heh. Sucker. ;-p

But I could not go outside again because she was blocking the way. Told ya she's wicked -_- She grabbed me and danced around with me. She just watched So You Think You Can Dance on telly and was imagining me being her partner. Gah. She lifted me up, twirled me round and round and squeezed me way too tight. Honestly, this girl just gets me on my nerve every so often.

Rushed outside as soon as I could. Nanananana! I wanted to stick my tongue out but that would look too weird.

Continued to laze around at the balcony, taking my fake nap just outside the door. Along must be itching badly to disturb me but suprisingly, she did not.

Gosh it's so hot today I wish I'm in Alaska or something. With hot, thick fur female cats all wanting to be close to me to heat up their cold bodies. I'd probably have many girlfriends what with this handsome stripes of mine they must be dying to be with me. And I'll show them how macho I am and how ..... zzzzzz

.... And I doze off.


Cici kucing yg gila minyak cap kapak. Pelik punya budak.

and that is why I can't drink nescafe susu.

Ada orang tak buleh minum teh, ada orang tak buleh minum susu, mereka bukan lah mengada2 (mostly, anyway..). They have their own reasons. And this is mine.

Aku dah tau dah tak sesuai minum nescafe susu nih tapi oleh sebab dah lama tak minum, aku pun lupa kenapa aku tak buleh minum.

Maka budak yang degil nih pun beli setin air nescafe susu (sejuk baru kuar dr peti punya mmg la syiok mnm tgh panas buta) kat petronas, on my way back to Melaka. It was around 1pm and it was mighty hot, I could melt in the car. One of the downside of driving in the afternoon is that you tend to get a little sleepy. So my clever self tell me to buy nescafe to fight off the sleepiness.

Minum sikit punya sedap smbil drive dgn dgr radio full blast. Siap pakai cermin mata hitam sbb kalo x nnt kepala denyut2 sakit bila silau (after effect). About 15 minutes after the last gulp, aku mcm dah tau dah kenapa aku x buleh minum nescafe susu.

Jalan AMJ from Muar to Melaka is quite secluded. Kiri kanan banyak pokok saja. After the petronas where I bought the nescafe, there is no petrol station in sight until about an hour later.

Perut aku memulas macam menari ikut rentak raggae. Dan bila berada pulak kat tempat mcm nih, smbil memandu kereta, apa nk buat ha?

Tak buleh nk wat apa lah jawabnya. Hanya mampu menyumpah diri sapa suh mnm nescafe susu time nk drive, lalu kt tempat cemnih. Bawak skit punya speed, muka mungkin campuran nak nanges + nak makan org yg drive slowly kt depan aku. Sikit2 cilok. Dulu slalu ckp kt orag yg rush bwk kete kat jalan "tuh dah tak tahan nak terberak lak tuh" sekali kene kat batang idung sendirik yek kali nih. Congrats.

The happiness that I felt when I spot the next petrol station was unforgettable. Kalo pernah lalui pengalaman cemni mesti faham betapa leganya bila hajat dpt disampaikan, kan? I spent almost an hour holding it in while driving. Taubat mmg tak mnum nescafe susu dah lepas nih!

bimbo alert?

Today was not really a good day. It's Monday. It's never a good day (exception on holidays or when it's pay day). I had to do some groceries shopping and pay my phone bill. Paying the phone bill would be easier to be done at the post office nearby my school but since I suspected that I have a creepy stalker working there, so cross that, I'm never setting a foot on that area ever again. (See what you did to me, you maybe creepy stalker. You're making my life a tad harder!).

Something happened on the way to carrefour and I shall not explain it further here or I might end up walloping myself (yet again) for the fourth time.

Did the grocery shopping in a flash and I suppose my face was akin to an evil female boss who's about to eat her assistant alive. After that, it was the next mission, to find the maxis centre that is supposedly to be around that area. I kept my eyes wide open, looking left and right (mostly left, actually, because a colleague had told me about the location of the building but I was afraid I got the wrong info so I was taking extra precaution there). And I found that building, in a row of shop houses, it was easy to be missed. I parked my car and off I went to pay the bill. I entered the shop.

"Nak bayar bill maxis"

That girl was looking at me like I was a wife that was just abandoned by the husband and is now asking someone to match make me with a hot shot.

"Sini tak buleh"
Damn? I thought I clearly saw a maxis signboard here and it's just logical that you could pay your bill at their centres?

I went out, not before asking that girl where I can pay my bill and she mentioned two shopping malls which I was utterly uninterested to go because I was in the foulest foul of mood.

As I stepped out of the shop, I noticed yellow banner above the entrance. Padanla tak buleh bayar bill maxis, tempat DIGI rupenye nih. I glanced to the left and I saw green banner about 3 shops away. I settled my bill over there.

Nasib baik lah tak ter emo dekat ko wahai cik adik kedai DIGI kalo tak tepakse aku masuk balik untuk mintak maaf.