Today meeting lagi untuk examiners dari Ayer Hitam where we had tonssss of practices in marking. We also got the scripts that we have to mark and I have around 200 hoho. Belum campur lagik kertas jawapan exam ujung taun sekolah next week oh yeah so jadi kalau mata saya macam rabun dan dah diri dekat dekat kurang dari 3 meter pun and I cannot identify you, ampun lah ye. Depan mata nih dah nampak sentences yang ditulis secara linear saje. Dunia ni dah tak berapa nak kalerful sangat dah.
The driving was OK. Tak jem macam semalam which was caused by an accident and apparently many drivers decided to slow down and stare. Typical sangat. Haih.
Tapi hari nih ade perkara bodoh telah berlaku di depan mata. Sangat bodoh sebab A) membahayakan diri sendiri B) membahayakan orang lain C) sebab memang plain bangang.
Semua kereta benti time lampu isyarat merah, kan. Unless you are color blind, I don't think you would have difficulty in identifying the color red from green. Orang yang color blind tak buleh amek lesen pun by the way. (Ingat lagik dulu time ujian amek lesen yang nak identify color blind ke tak, ade mamat sebelah ni nak tiru tapi of course la saye tidak beri hey hey mintak maap encik but I don't want to be held responsible kalo ade eksiden happen in the future that is caused by your condition - sorry).
Tapi ada this lady driving a red viva wah mungkin berangan nak jadik flashman (er..woman?) terus vroom vroom vrooom bila lampu kat jalan lagik satu dah kelip kelip hijau. Lampu kami belum hijau lagik dia da drive dengan asyiknya dan meninggalkan kami dengan asap asapnye. I was dumbfounded for a fraction of second.
Haih, mungkin eksaited sangat baru dapat lesen and pegang stereng gamaknye. Ataupun mungkin dia dah lupa warna hijau dan merah camne. Tapi memang plain bangang, sebab : A) sometimes there would still be people yang datang out of nowhere dari jalan arah yang lain tu. B) bila dia langgar ko, ko would be held responsible. C) menyusahkan orang yang jadik mangsa eksiden sebab kejahilan ngko. D) menyusahkan aku gak bila jem sebab eksiden. Aku nak balik cepat. Badan dan otak dah letih.
Sila amalkan ini :
Stop at red light.
When it turns green, wait for a few seconds before you continue driving so as to ensure that there aren't idiots who are speeding despite the red light.
Berhati hati membawa berkat. Okeh?
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